697 Royalty-Free Audio Tracks for "Spoken Word"

The short phrase, "gravy. . . Is a meat extender. " which it is.

The short phrase, "gravy is a meat extender," with the emphasis on the verb.

The short phrase, "a watched pot never walks away from the stove," which is a twist on the truism, "a watched pot never boils. ".

A recording of me saying hello that's been pitch-shifted, echoes, reverbed, and mastered by me. It's nothing special, but i imagine this could be a good place holder sound for anything with space. Free free to use this how you wish. Recorded using the zoom h4n device.

The short prepositional phrase, "with peanut butter smothered all over the top. ".

Requested side of a telephone dialogue.

The question, "you call that dancin'?" in a somewhat silly voice and doppler.

Narration, male voice: "headlights, head lice": several iterations of the phrase. Recorded via sennheiser e835 microphone.

The question, "are you or is someone you know suffering from severe mental anguish?".

Remix of this ::https://freesound. Org/people/plploops/sounds/112206/. Edited this in caustic 3.

Male offering good thoughts for the american thanksgiving family get-together. Uses a phony rural mix of accents.

An odd sounding voice saying "two weeks later" - kinda had a monty python-esque feel in mind when i made it.

Country type accent saying, "i'm gonna stick a knife in you, mr pumpkin. Carve out your eyes an' give u a crooked smile. ".

The statement, "tell xenu to come here. ".

Slowed and echoed with a mechanizing effect, the statement, "bring me xenu. ".

Alternate take of the silly or sinister pumpkin carver, saying, "i'm gonna i'm gonna put a knife in you, mr. Pumpkin. Cut out your eyes an' give you a twisted smile!" sounds a bit more desperate at the beginning, then more menacing at the end.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

People saying various things:. 1: two people discussing a football match2: two girls discussing a boyfriend3: mother and child discussing food4: child asking "does the locomotive sing to itself while driving?"5: child asking "are we there yet?"6: someone saying, "look, do you see? the wild geese are flying over there. ".

The sometimes typical words of a supposedly evangelistic christian television preacher-type man looking to get donations sent to him in exchange for a holy blessing: "i am about to send a fiancial boaz into your life. Do not tell me that your jehovah-jireh does not multiply seed. Glory. Amen and amen. ".

Female voice saying, "hello son" with various emotions, as per a forum request.

The intro comment, "wha's that i hear a little aromatic bigbeat?".

Another reading of the question, "is your kidney roundup ready?".

The intro phrase, "ohp! wha's that i hear a little aromatic bigbeat!".

The phrase, "is your kidney roundup ready?", a question which can be a non sequitur or contain double entendre.

The words, "you must learn to accept your loneliness, for it is in this struggle we make all our costliest mistakes. ".

The word society repeated with various modifiers, such as "flat society, white society, stoic society" and ending with "and piety in the nude. " done in a i'm-reading-a-serious-poem voice. A few bird chirps sneak into the background from outside.

Reading the titles of a series of spam emails, most relating to penis supplements and male sexual performance either directly or euphemistically, as well as one title related to fashion.

In response to a requests by plagasul in the freesound forums, me reading a piece composed by jaume ferrete i saved as "i am". You'll have to check with him on how the text was concocted.

I've recorded the first chapter of a story created in a manner called one-word-at-a-time in freesound forums. Read the original here:http://www. Freesound. Org/forum/off-topic/34658/. Captured using a zoom h2, edited with audacity. Compressed with sc4 and eqd with audacity's built in rich eq. The compiled text without commentary:. 1 - once. . . 2 - upon3 - a time4 - in a small town called pandora5 - there was a database. 6 - containing vital information7 - collected and controlled by the government. 8 - nobody knew what the database, called pandorabox, contained, yet the popularfolklore went thus:9 - that every word, written, spoken or thought was in the database. 10 - though the question still remains,. . . 11 - how does one12 - hack the database? more importantly, why does one, or who intends to, hackthe database?13 - the question puzzled many but one young outcast searched for the answer forhis special organization called the. . . . . 14 - chaos code. 15 - within this organisation one thing was certain. . . 16 - , they were all looking for the same thing. For all they knew pandoraboxcould hold vital information for there cause that they could use against thecapital or it could hold deep dark secrets about them and the capital that wouldneed to be destroyed and taken advantaged. 17 - but,18 - nothing is ever easy19 - for20 - the chaos code. 21 - now time is running short as few are left to face the enemy22 - , although without even knowing who the enemy really was, the "crusaders" -the hackers - knew they were against something big. . . And that something wasagainst them as well. The first step, then, was to know whom or what they wereup against. 23 - they set to prepare some reconnaissance - to better equip their knowledge. 24 - when they got there they secretly spied the territory and discovered thatit was worse then they predicted and it would be hard getting in and out withoutbeing noticed, they will probably have to fight there way in and out or sneak inand then fight there way out. 25 - since they knew that either outcome meant the destruction of their plansbefore even starting, they decided they'd have to retreat and find an insiderfirst.

Reading 17 more ridiculous spam email titles.

Some vocals i did for fun. Obviously good for making tracks, or djs, or whatever you want actually. Recorded this with my laptop screen mic. Processed it in adobe audition. Slight chorus, slight distortion, pitched down a lil, removed hiss, slight high pass, compression and normalize. 楽しんでください、その後再投稿リワーク.

The third installment of reading the titles from spam emails, including such revelations as "she loves it bigger and longer" and "jay leno found taking drugs. ".

A flanged version of the phrase, "is your kidney roundup ready?", with the words chopped and flanged. The effect is somewhat suggestive of a rope whirring through the air, like a lasso.

Reading more titles from the spam box of an email account, this time with an inexplicable focus on portugal's relationship with herbal supplements. You'll jump around like a young buck after using this sample.

Regional german dialect as spoken in the western odenwald region of southern hessia. The example is a short folk poem.

The short phrase, "it 'tis only rock and roll," enunciated in a slightly posh style.

A silly voice saying, "i'm afraid there is no music to play on thanksgiving. We'll all have to sit here in silence or argue about recipes. ".

The line "you may ask me, 'pastor, why are you playing this?' but remember christians are to be aware of what satan is doing, of his wiles and of his ways. ".

The phrase, "it's only rock 'n' roll," spoken in a fake cockney british accent.

Saying, "get ready to move your noodley (noodly) appendages," with a flange and mechanized echo. Perfect for pastafarian exercise mixes.

Me saying "you got ii" with a deep voice.

I took blimp66's "sad and silly vocal tune" and pitched shifted it a half step lower, and added danke's synth string pad loop, which i also had to lower the pitch on, all to make the perfect background music to mr. Lima "thethanx" brattleboro's poem "you are what you eat. " i checked off the explicit content box, cuz i'm not sure if the poem is actually appropriate for minors, even though it doesn't really have curse words in it. You decide for yourself. Samples used on this track:. Dave girtsman aka blimp66 : http://www. Davegirtsman. Com/ freesound. Org/people/blimp66/sounds/190628/. Lima brattleboro aka thethanx : https://www. Looperman. Com/users/profile/435244. Danke, der einzige meister-looper : https://www. Looperman. Com/users/profile/671112. Arranged, tweaked, recorded and mastered by mahan mahan at pahlavi sound studios in los angeles, ca, usa 11/2018.

Saying, "get ready to move your noodley (noodly) appendages," in a somewhat silly way.

Spoken word recording of be good sounds like take that through audacity with the distortion effect applied to full distortion amount and half harmonic brightness from the first track of the second hour of the war table role-play session in giving and gifting a woman my music.

Metamorphosis word recorded with xiaomi cellphone.

This is the raw vocal track from a song i recorded. Use the song as you like, and i would love to hear your remix or your version of the song. Peace and love, -plaedo. Www. Plaedo. Com.

This is a file prepared for being used with makenoise's morphagene eurorack module. It is a pierre schaeffer interview cut with markers in files directly. It is a nice mise en abîme if you use it for musique concrète works as it is an interview about musique concrète.

I say "here we go".

A female voice reading a poem (twice) that was requested to be read in the forum. The request was to have it in a "fairy tale voice," so i read as if i were reading to a child.

A busy breakfast resturant in south carolina, recorded on an iphone.